If you found your way here it must be that you're curious about becoming one of A.M.P.'s Home Glans Security Secret, Special, Private, or Counter Agents.

"We'd lke to tell, you must begin as Counter Agent.  Vee carefully position you across counter, then your jobb is to take all walking up customer."  Unfortunate as this news may be, that's a mere rumor.  That's just not the way that it is.

The primary duty of an Agent, first and foremost, is to become the most effective advocate of Home Glans Security.  That means promoting this website and finding good homes for what is sold here.  Agents are commissioned based upon successful completion of systems placements.  What is here is about the only safe alternative between promiscuity and a convent or monastery.

Your rescue missions and operations are purely by choice and in collaboration.  Any legal thing that contributes to A.M.P. business volume or reductions in irresponsible behavior, disease propagation, unwanted pregnancy, etc. is likely to be approved.  Nobody need know your involvement and success is critical to the survival of the world.

Training is provided.  A passport, security clearance, and other credentials may be required for under cover or overseas operations.  Prepare in any case.  Language skills, knowledge of other cultures, diverse locations, and significant international experiences although certainly helpful are not required.

Interested in exploring possibilities?  Forward us a resume in strictest confidence  with your expectations, and a headshot together with $495 for our background verification process to:  A.M.P. Administrator; POB 40502; DC 20016-0502.  If you have any questions our Chief of Recruitment goes by "Little Red Riding Helmet" at:          NO PHONE CALLS.