Advanced Massage Products help make many Anniversary, Bachelorette, or Birthday Parties very, very memorable!  We've also helped celebrants party at other special events, such as college graduations, the conclusion of a painful divorce, whooping it up after a job promotion, etc.  A.M.P. credits 100% of charges for your first party (up to 2hrs.) toward future purchases of our major product offerings.  Demo/evaluations are conducted so as to comply with legal limitations.

Yet even so, bring to mind better times than some will safely enjoy in their lifetimes.  If you have an inclination to put a Home Glans Security Drill/Briefing/Orientation on our calendar for any reason please contact us for details and protocols.  Prove over age 18, execute a release form - much like ones for extreme sporting events and high adventure activities.  Ladies may stay fully clothed to make you shake your head with an unextinguishable smile!  ---Reserve early for best possible chance your first choice date will be available and the wildest bachelorette party ever ---

From time to time we are at various events from swingers clubs to health fairs where our products can be seen and sometimes even tested.  We always take special precautions to assure hygiene.  There may be admissions, cover charges, or membership fees associated.  At these kinds of events there are no seperate fees for our services, although tips are certainly appreciated!  The Adult Clubs-Organizations on our Links page is a good place to start.  You can also email us and we'll keep you updated as new dates are booked.

Normally appointments are available at locations of your choosing in the Washington DC metropolitan dialing area, and anywhere beyond you're comfortable covering travel costs.  Agent applications are being accepted, also for authorized satellite Home Glans Security stations.  At this writing none have yet completed everything required by A.M.P. screening and training for full credentialing.  Subscriptions, student rebate program.  Intern/Scholar/Apprenticeship applications considered.