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As of the 1/2006 revisions the hospital emergency and trauma rooms have been continuously empty.  A.M.P. staff members haven't heard of anyone getting hurt by using Sybian, VX1, V2000, or the  LuvSeat correctly (our most senior staff member has been selling Sybian since 1989).

Now if you're drunk, don't read or follow directions, are at poolside, or up on top of the flag pole......