A lot of what's said is unprintable to maintain our site's R rating, yet consider some of what's been overheard about Sybian/VX1 style pony ride vibrating pommel and the perfect fits that can be achieved:
 

"....seems to make most girls scream'n cry like seeing "The Beatles" walk by."

"Hey, if we've already decided to make a mess, might as well make it a big one!"
 

"That got to my G-spot.  And the whole rest of the alphabet too!!!"
 

 "It takes me hours and I don't get her looking like that."

 
"It dId my entire body - not like those hand-held vibrators at all."

"Honey, remember that time I told you I saw stars..."

"Do they hand out a Nobel [prize] for sex toys?"

"And how do you suggest getting her clit back from outer space???"

"If she had one none of the housework would ever get done."

"This thing is just like a man with no vocal cords!"

"This thing oughta be a ride in Disney World."

"I lost count! I never had anything so-o-o intense!"

"Oh shiiit! Oh Gahd! Jesusss! F*****k! Gahd damm! Ohhhhh!"

"That bitty li'l thing worked me crazy? Must be a trick."

"It'll never beat Ed.....but it will take over where he left off!"

"Oh God! Its gonna take a month to scrape me off the ceiling."

"...just an endless roller coaster till I couldn't hardly walk after."

"Pull the plug - oh that's five - it'll kill me - stop....ohhh, unreal!"

"Its not the bionic man? I'm not dead or in heaven? Awwwww crap!"

"Frick'n shredded me...how long a wait before you deliver it?"

"This is better than rubbing up against the washing machine's spin cycle."

"Damn, I'll bet this thing'll even cure gnarly sinus headaches."

"Ahhhh. This is deep frying my ovaries. Anybody got an appetite?"

"So this is what it means to nurture my sexuality."

"Pardon me, but have you seen any of my fur flying?"

"My fingers are due for an early retirement, this is cool."

"I can't tell you how many hours of pleasure it has given us."
 

"I haven't ever____ any harder than that."

As she enters mid-climax "The Christmas wish list just got shorter. I guess the kids are going to do without this year....huh honey?"

"I feel like a teenager again! I was so turned on I made love with her 3 times last night without losing my erection. God I heard sounds coming out of her that I've never even heard anywhere before...and I believed we'd had a great marriage before this! I would have paid you triple if I knew then what I've discovered since."